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Matthew 18:18 says that whatever we permit and forbid on Earth will be permitted and forbidden in Heaven. So, in the Bible’s own words, if we here on Earth decide to permit gay marriage then it’s cool because it’s permitted in Heaven because we permitted it on Earth, right?

Caaaaards against humanity

kate-wisehart:

If you’re bored, I’ve started a game at the usual place.

dickfingers server, katewisehart’s game. Password: tpp.

Remember that if you manually go to the server and sign in that way, instead of clicking on the room link, you can sign in to spectate rather than play.

Come play with us (or watch us play with each other) ;)

This is why you don’t drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels, you never remember what you were supposed to remind someone to remember.

thecatantichristishere:

rabbitrecycle:

donaldkaneda:

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

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*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

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What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

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ok here goes

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NO

Okay, there’s no way that works.

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Let me try this out.

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I’m kinda skeptical about this? Can it really make you anime.

imageGuss i’ll give it a shot

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ABORT ABORT

yeah right, like that really happens

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hmmm….

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maybe I should try-

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HOLY SHIT

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WHAT THE FU 

Keira Knightley, Scarlett Johansson, Mia Wasikowska and Rooney Mara for W Magazine - November 2012 [x]

ericscissorhands:

"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."

sick-flip:

I got people I don’t fuck with anymore but their secrets never left my mouth.

johanirae:

ohmygil:

twistedsickminded:

wherespauldoe:

I’VE NEVER WANTED A NIGHT LIGHT SO MUCH

WANT.

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I heard you were talkin’ shit

What I like about this is that it implies that Tony’s best mode of attack somehow involves him ramming himself into a wall head first.

chiltonomics:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

The North isn’t the only one who remembers.

#NotAllRays

santadeanwinchester:

thetricksterwhostolechristmas:

santadeanwinchester:

why are replies so complicated now Jesus

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I do not know, my child. But when you find out, tell me.

I will, accurately depicted Jesus.

drakefan666:

if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell

compasswaters:

100% of people who tell you you’re too sensitive are saying it because they don’t want to be held responsible for your reaction when they mistreat you

fandomsandfeminism:

oh-snap-pro-choice:

It’s almost like pro choicers were right all along about birth control being the best way to reduce abortion rates…. go figure.

-Lemon

It’s almost like if you make is really easy for people who don’t want to get pregnant to, in fact, not get pregnant, then you get fewer unwanted pregnancies and, thus, fewer people trying to end unwanted pregnancies.

Like god damn witchcraft.

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

victran:

jennyatsdcc:

I am so proud of Christina right now

omfg

I take it this is the “Obi-Wan and Padme had an affair and Luke and Leia are actually not related to Anakin” theory of Star Wars

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